Marleigh's Vocabulary

Sometimes I just have to shake my head at Marleigh's vocabulary and her reasoning.  Here's the latest things she has said.

Marleigh was looking for some sunglasses to go outside the other day.  "Oh.  These are not my prescription sunglasses.  There are just ordinary sunglasses."


I had explained to Marleigh that we needed to get our shoes on because I had a chiropractor appointment.  "So we're going to the Chiropractor because you've had a headache the last two days?  I'm sorry, Mom.  I didn't realize you weren't feeling well."


Kade knows how to turn the power on my washing machine and start a load.  He did it the other day.  Marleigh came running.  "Mom, apparently Kade started a load of laundry, but there are no clothes in the washing machine."


Marleigh was talking to Aunt Myra about bones the other day.  "And there is a very large bone in your head.  It is called your skull, and it protects your brain."


The other day, I had promised her she could have a Strawberry Roll if she cleaned her plate, but I didn't know that we were out.  I apologized to her.  Here is her response.  "It's okay, Mom.  I know you had good intentions, and didn't know they were all gone."


While at the lake, a storm was rolling in right as we were sitting down for dinner.  Marleigh prayed, "Dear God, please bring us some rain, but please don't throw any ice cubes!"


There are many buoys at the lake.  For each one Marleigh shouts, "Boobies!!!"  Marleigh loves to look at all the buoys.  After a boat ride where Papa drove her to look at the buoys she said, "I love my Papa!  He takes me to look at boobies!"  Hmmm.... maybe we should just keep that one to ourselves, Marleigh!  ;)


Last night while eating Marc said to Kade, "Son, you are just a t-u-r-d!"  Marleigh asked what it meant.  I quickly jumped in, "It means Kade is a very nice person."  Marleigh turned to her Dad and said, "Dad, you are a t-u-r-d!"  And giggled uncontrollably.

And finally, a video.  I promise we're really not a crude family, but these were too good not to share.

I have no idea where she got this one.  The first time she said it, Marc had just taken a drink, and it ended up coming right back out.  She still doesn't understand why it was so funny!  Gotta love her!